Quickie

Signs of enteritis: LS, fever, sore throat, bodyache, headache.

"The past is only a reminder of how the future can be better." - Gene Ho

DAYS TO MOCK PAPER: 16
DAYS TO A LEVELS: 31
I need motivation!

Teeeeerrible!

Heeeeelp!!! I still feel so teeeeeeeeeerrible today. I just can't stop running to the washroom. And didn't sleep well last night either. Argh how am I going to survive today?

Stomachache

Damn it, damn it, damn it! Felt so sick yesterday. The prelim results made it worse.

Then, at such wee hours, I had a stomchache which totally spoiled my beauty sleep. "Awwwwwww..." Maybe it's just not my day somehow. Or my lucky year either. Must be that zodiac readings from the fortune teller on TV during CNY. "Snakes will have a rather inauspicious year this year....." Superstition? Doubt so.

This year was not smooth sailing, at least up till now. I was faced with relentless obstacles along the way. It just doesn't seem to stop somehow. I just wish I haven't listen to that zodiac thing. Maybe things would have turned out better. Sometimes, things are better not to be known.

DAYS TO MOCK PAPER: 17
DAYS TO A LEVELS: 32
I need motivation!

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

P.S. This MAY be the last post before my A levels. For those who are dying to read my post, thank you so much. I will update periodically, whenever I have free time. But feel free to tag on my cbox. Will check it everyday. CHEERS!

Project alvl

Disclaimer: The characters and events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidential. You can choose to read on or Leave immediately.

PROJECT ALVL
EPISODE 1-THE CONTEST

06D30 used to be an extremely lively class. One fine day, their teacher was shocked when she entered the class. Where did that laughter, that energy go? The class was unusually quiet.

"Why are all of you so lethargic?"

"......."

"How am I going to continue with my lesson? Oh well, I'm in a good mood today. I shall tell you naughty kids a story instead"

"A STORY?!?! COOL! Let's start!"

"Er Herm....." Ms C cleared her throat (as usual).

"Here it goes...."

One day, a senior professor in University M (Uni M) recieved a letter from the prestigous University of ALVL. An invitation letter to join the grand contest that every university wishes to join and compete for the TOP 5 placing.

He decided to pass it around so that the researchers could have a look.

Soon, the entire university knew about the prestigous contest that was coming out. Anyone who got into TOP 5 would gain recognition by everyone around them and their university would gain the same recognition and would be able to recruit more scholars in the future. This opportunity was not to be missed.

Professor BYO found out of this project and couldn't wait to join. Luckily for him, he got selected.

"I shall bring honour to my university" he vowed with pride, in front of hundred pairs of eyes in the auditorium. Everyone applauded, proud that the university had chosen the right person.

For the next one year or so, he spend most of his time, even during the weekend to complete his project. His work involved 2 species of bacteria, Bacteria A (Bac A) and Bacteria U (Bac U). His aim was to cultivate a superb species of bacteria that could produce an antibiotic, an antibiotic that could cure all illnesses.

Bac A showed the best results so far. Bac U on the other hand produced very minute amount of antibiotic. BYO tried his best to induce them to become more productive but the improvements were just to small to be recognised.

During the preliminary round, Bac A scored an average of 50/80 in the 3 rounds in the last 3 weeks, allowing BYO to successfully enter into the next round of the competition. Bac U on the other hand was disappointing, scoring only an average of 35/80 for those 3 rounds.

There's just 1 more month to the finals and there is going to be a dry-run in 2 weeks time. At this crucial moment, BYO decided to store Bac U into that dark, cold and inaccessible cupboard in the lab 3 doors away. Bac U felt so lonely and hopeless.

"Why are we so useless?" Bac U asked. Its clones shook their head.

"He's actually helping Bac A? We are the ones who need his help here." One of its clones exclaimed while its daughter budded off from its backside.

"Well, It's so simple. If BYO wins the contest, he would be able to bring fame and recognition to the Uni M. Just in case you do not know, Uni M was established just a few years ago but it's rising fast. Uni M has defeated its counterparts, some established long ago! The senior professor really has his ways." Bac U exclaimed while undergoing binary fission itself.

"He's stretching their potential to the limits so that they can perform even better for the grand finals. But we must not give up on ourselves. We must show the professor that we, Bac U are comparable to Bac A. We don't have to rely on him." its clone responded.

Ya, right. As if everyone would listen. Many clones gave up on themselves. Needless to say, they died. The rest are trying hard, gritting their teeth everyday, forcing their Golgi Apparatus to produce the reasonable amount of antibiotic like their counterparts. Can they make it in time for PROJECT ALVL? Or would they crumble and die off? Nobody knows.

"The end" the teacher shrieked in excitement.

The entire class dozed off.

To be continued...

My results? Two words: "IT SUCKED"

And I couldn't get that song album. DRATS.

Darwin's theory:" Only the fittest will survive and reproduce"

矛盾

Ever wondered why some people are just blessed with good looks, nice voice, tall, dark, handsome, cute, pretty, stylish, etc etc etc and you don't. Then you go around admiring at people with these and qualities and then suddenly feel as though you're the worse looking, ugly, fat, short, shit looking person in the entire universe? You curse and you swear and you just feel so inferior. You can't sing, dance, study, be a model, singer, dancer, blah blah blah. And then you feel as though you shouldn't have been born into this world at all with this hideous look.

You dream of becoming a singer, an actor, a dancer, a model, a fireman, a police, a teacher, a sailor, an air-steward, a doctor, a nurse, an entrepreneur, a CEO, etc etc etc all at ONE time. But you are only one person and can only accomplish one thing at a time. There's always a choice to be made, and an opportunity cost being incurred after making that choice. The cycle goes on.

Well, guess that's reality.

The earth continues to go round, round, round, round......

P.S. He replied my email. Gosh. Feel so "over the moon" now~!!!


"Anticipation kills" - eugene

Personality test

OK. Once agian I was at natho's blog and was just reading through some post then Ah-huh I decided to try out the personality test AGAIN. It's weird sometimes how your personality changes over just a short period of a year or so. It's amazing what A DRASTIC CHANGE it is from a INFP to a ENTP. Wow. The descriptions were pretty accurate though but I'm pretty dubious about the last part. Is it really true that people see me as superficial and detached? Maybe it's time to change. CHANGE FOR A BETTER!! LOL! Take the test too and find out how you fare. Enjoy.

You Are An ENTP

The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. In love, you see everything as a grand adventure. You enjoy taking risks for love.And if things don't work out, you're usually not too much worse for the wear! You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor. At work, you need a lot of freedom to pursue your own path and vision. How you see yourself: Analytical, creative, and peaceful When other people don't get you, they see you as: Detached, wishy-washy, and superficial

What's" Your Personality Type?

And I'm super proud of this. =X

You Are 40% Control Freak

You have achieved the perfect balance of control and letting go. You tend to roll with whatever life brings, but you never get complacent.

Are You A Control Freak?

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you..

Accurate? Not accurate? See for yourself.


P.S. I WANT SHI XINHUI'S NEW ALBUM!


"Sometimes in life our emotions get clogged within us, overwhelming us like a flood sweeping through the village. But how do we react to it? Do we cry? Do we scream and shout? Do we remain emotionless, cold as a rock? It all depends on us. There's no right or wrong to it. Do not fear about how people might say about your reaction to it. It's your emotions. BE YOURSELF. Let it flow. There's nothing to be afraid of." -eugene

SNIFF

SNiFF SNiFF
I'm having sort-of like a headache but not headache thing. Just feel so tired and the world seems to be spinning around me. GOSH. Think I'm gonna peng-san soon.

Then went surfing the net and link here link there then suddenly (really SUDDENLY ok) I linked to Nathenial Ho's blog!! OK, maintain posture. I'm like so happy larz. Then went surfing thru his webpage and you know what, he's sick too. Looks like the influenza virus is spreading. Blame it on global warming. Ok, like whatever.

I think it's always cool to be oneself, to be original. I think beauty and charm doesn't just come from looks alone but rather from our inner self. I always believe if one looks so good on the outside but happens to be rotten inside then he's as good as being rotten lor. So I always admire those who are showing their real self to others (ppl like 小鬼 and Nat. Of course!) and those who actually try and act tao and big like you-know-who ought to get shot. Bang!

Well, just one random thought: If you ever, I mean ever want to criticise others, please tolong tolong look at yourself in the mirror first. Like in sec sch the pastor always say "Do what you want others to do to you" YEP. I think it applies here. I mean have you ever had the feeling that the person who criticise you are almost always those who are rotten themselves? People like my brother who loves saying that I'm a shorty and blah blah.. Pls he's 175cm and I'm 169cm (FINE. I'm short) but that doesn't mean there are no taller guys around him. I was really happy (and i mean really happy) that he met this guy who is 190+cm when he was playing basketball the other day. This guy was so darn tall he could tip-toe, send the ball into the net and stay hanging on the loop. From then on he stopped commenting about my height ANYMORE. Yippy. See, believe in Kharma! lol!

OK. It's a long post. Guess I'll just end here. My brain can't make it anymore. LOL. See ya next time. Till then...... BYE! Sniff sniff.

"It is not by accident that the happiest people are those who make a conscious effort to live useful lives. Their happiness, of course, is not a shallow exhilaration where life is one continuous intoxicating party. Rather, their happiness is a deep sense of inner peace that comes when they believe their lives have meaning and that they are making a difference for good in the world." - Ernest A. Fitzgerald

Abstracted from: http://natho.net/nblog ©

childHOOD

This is what happens when a person's life is empty. THINK and THINK and THINK of stuff that can make one go crazy.

1) Can I turn back time? How would it be like if I could change my past? Would I still be who I am? Can I change the events that I do not want it to happen? What would the consequences be when I Change them? Decided to ask a wise person and here was the reply:

"I also had the same thought whenever I stare at the clock. How I wish I could turn back time. But even if I can turn my clock backwards there're so many clocks in the world! We cannot possibly turn back every single clock. What we can do is to leave our past behind us and look forward. There's no point of looking back since we cannot change anything in the past."

2) How would I be in a few years time? Would I still be alive and well? How about those around us? Would I be damn rich or damn poor? What would happen tomorrow?

3) Is there really such thing as retribution? What form would it come in? Does it mean that if we help others a lot then we'll be able to so-call "revert" the retribution?

4) Human beings would mourn and cry for those who have passed away but have you ever wondered who would cry for those animals that pass away everyday? We are the King of the animal kingdom but it's a pity that we are only caring about our own species.

5) What is my childhood like?

Me:"Well, I've no childhood."
Jaz:"NO!! We have childhood. I still keep the photos of us having b'dae celebration at your house with may and ken. And the swimming lessons we had in primary school days with Jason." Me:"OK, fine."

We were at bugis doing some boring walk here and there then suddenly Shooting had this sudden urge of going to an archade. Initially wanted to go to the very noisy one at the basement but somehow she led the way and we ended up at the kiddy place in SEIYU. OK was quite dotz but there really was a sudden rush of childhood memories into my head. (SORRY no pictures to show cause of stupid blogger.)

While, I guess I do have some childhood. At least not from my secondary school days onwards. Life's just eat, sleep, shit, study.

P.S. I really think blogger should consider improving their picture insertion software. The bloody alignment keeps changing when a picture is inserted. BOO BOO to blogger! ANYONE HAS A BETTER SOFTWARE OR WHATEVER THAT CAN INSERT PICTURES PROPERLY?!?! THIS IS SO INFURIATING!!!!

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" -Sir Winston Churchill

小鬼

今天不用上学真好！已经好久没好好的休息了，决定放自己半天假好好的玩个痛快！

最近喜欢上的繁体字，觉得好酷好酷喔。则么每一丿每一纳都那么好看ㄚ！

刚刚上了小鬼的blog。好喜欢他的诚恳度还有他的画画和短文。每次读完后都有很多东西思考，还会有一种感动。他好有艺术细胞呢！＊羡慕＊ 所以就留言给他，希望能向他学学。好期待收到他的email。不知道会不会有这个机会ㄚ。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

好想拥有他的圖文集lor。看看下面有证据！小鬼，万岁！

考试时的我们是否像小鬼在“忙著趕預計在暑假問世的第一本圖文集”时的“炸裂的狀態”呢？

又或者。。。

还是。。。

“你變了! 沉重的一句話! 不要因為環境而改變了原本單純的你。一但變了! 就不再可愛不再值得人愛了!!!” -小鬼

Source: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/alien3647 ©

idiotic

Can't stand it! Am I that old? Can't I be a bit more fashionable? Can't wear t-shirt cos I'll look too young and must wear checkered shirt with collars buttoned all the way up? Nicholas is like 15 and whenever he wants t-shirts you'd happily get it for him. I want to buy just ONE t-shirt and the excuse given is that I'm too old for t-shirts. Oh PLEASE. It just doesn't make any sense to me. "You can buy what you want when you come out and work" Ya right. Might as well wait till I'm an ah-pek then wear fashionable t-shirts and try and look young. I really can't stand it. And I've deleted a number of posts. Don't want to remember all the unhappy stuff. Bleh. >.<


Farts - A funny movie is a click away


“靠山山倒，靠人人跑，靠自己最好”

爱情剧本

对不起哦！这一阵子忙着考试没时间上博客。现在正在偷懒！哈哈！最近迷上了8频道晚上的两部戏《宝贝父女宾》和《情有可缘》。尤其是《情有可缘》，好浪漫喔！好喜欢《情有可缘》里的片尾曲《爱情剧本》，辛伟廉的声音好好听！原来辛伟廉就是戏里的Herman，英文名叫William San。我真不敢相信！！好了！我得去温习了。希望大家能帮忙找这首歌曲。周末愉快！

《爱情剧本》

主唱：辛伟廉

如果说我们的相遇是个奇迹
而美丽爱情不是瞬间流星
我早已写好剧本等你参与配我演下去

如果最后我们平行前进
我还是会等你
一个我一个你两个人的世界太美丽

曾经以为不管多孤单
都只能一个人去走完
但这一刻有你我多安慰　

如果你愿我会用尽所有力气
去守护着你给的爱情城堡
一辈子让你听见我的心跳

“有些人一直在你身边你却没留意。当你开始留意时，已经太晚了”